Skip the flight to Puerto Vallarta when Portland hits the triple digits—just grab a straw! Watermelon Paleta is a brain-freezing Watermelon Chamoy Tequila Slushie built to crush the Stumptown heatwave. Inspired by authentic Mexican street food, it packs sweet watermelon, premium tequila, and a chaotic swirl of tangy chamoy and spicy Tajín into the ultimate heat-dome antidote.